27/9/2020
When I was 16
I had a beautiful girlfriend
That I called my own
A petite Cambodian name Linda
Who would later break my heart
But when things were good
I remember one day
She invited me to her house
Her parents were out
And she gave me
A spectacular blowjob
Then made me a bowl
Of ‘Crunchy nut Cornflakes’
Now there’s one thing you should know
I’m a crunchy nut
So as if that wasn’t enough
She had just bought a kitten
So we sat in the chemical high
Brought on by mutual orgasms
Ate crunchy nut cornflakes
And played with a kitten..
Sometimes life is alright
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Sometimes when life is looking pretty grim it helps to remember the good times. I am blessed to have had enough good memories early in life to even out the bad so the wolves at the door no longer bite like they once did.
I think it’s important to fill relationships with as much positive experiences as much as possible so when the inevitable dramas come we don’t lose faith in each other and in life in general.
She was the second woman to break my heart.
