Convicts

Every day I don’t have to talk about stolen cars and meth is a good day.

A list of things convicts like:

1. Dirt bikes

2. Compo Claims

3. Crystal Meth

4. Stolen Cars

5. Tobacco

6. Fighting

7. Crack whores

8. Nautica Shirts

9. Methadone

10. Expensive Sneakers

11. Rhyming Slang

12. Heroin

13. Sluts

14. Stealing

15. Chicken Wings

This is all true, in no particular order and probably makes sense to anyone that’s done time.

Every day I don’t have to talk about stolen cars and meth is a good day.

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