Sausage Fest

Bring on the beautiful women, god knows I deserve them.

13/10/2019

One thing about prison

That no one tells you

That should be obvious

Is that it’s the worst

Sausage fest on earth

All the wonderful things

About the fairer sex

Are completely absent

We live without love

No affection and light

And almost every day

Someone exposes himself

Joking around

And it is funny

But I’ll be happy

If I never see

Another bare male ass

The thought that

Upon release

Fifty percent of everyone on the street

Will be female

Brings me hope and joy

Bring on the lovely women

That are absent for now

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It would be an ugly world without women and life in jail is no exception. Every grotesque aspect of masculinity is supercharged on the inside. I always compare it to the physical education class locker room with all the bad kids.

Bring on the beautiful women, god knows I deserve them.