Sausage Fest

Bring on the beautiful women, god knows I deserve them. 13/10/2019 One thing about prison That no one tells you That should be obvious Is that it’s the worst Sausage fest on earth All the wonderful things About the fairer sex Are completely absent We live without love No affection and light And almost everyContinue reading “Sausage Fest”

The Beautiful Girls

One thing they don’t tell you about Is that women on the scene are a scarce, There are a few female screws, But they: Rarely chat, Have husbands Are old or overweight There’s the case managers A few times a year And one psychologist That was just my type But they’re all business and aloofContinue reading “The Beautiful Girls”